"As Above, So Below"
Zack: In case you were wondering if both lower and upper decks were carpeted, here's your answer.
Steve: Do we need to buy two vacuums or do you think we can get it up the ladder?Zack: Might have trouble forcing it through the space anus. Better get two vacuums.
Steve: Dude, I don't know, without any sense of scale here I have no idea what we're dealing with.
Zack: Good point. What if that anus connecting the two levels is actually a thousand miles across and the two decks are just tiny rooms on either side?
Steve: You're right. Definitely four vacuums.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.