"The Majestic Infinite"
Zack: Miscellaneous Shit.
Steve: "Help me! Somebody stuck a bag over my head and put my feet in marshmallows!"
Zack: Oh, wait, random charts. Let's see here...we're on a road and we find a submarine full of mummies. The railroad inside the submarine leads to a glass magnet.
Steve: Ahhh! My house is full of skeleton tanks and they're taking the hover road to the meat machine.
Zack: I think I downloaded that clip once. I can't believe what people in Eastern Europe will do for money.
Steve: Like draw really bad space pictures.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.