This article is part of the Instruction for a Help series.
A family in a town is important.
This is stone rock onto which is put 100% human social constructs.
Find a pretty lady with a lot of juice in her meat.
Tell her you are wanting for her.
She will make it a treasure.
Female, instruction: pheremone.
Make a smell for a man. He is intoxicate.
Give him a eye.
Have a special ceremony at a THE CENTER.
RED WORM is resting.
A thing is going well.
No sign o
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