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A dark is come. A quiet.


Do not be afraid.

Some hurt. Some hurt.

Be okay.

A new thing will grow in a place.

Be ready. Be on a watch.

Do not believe the light on the horizon.

This strange voice and strange fire is a trick.

The cloud fades in the breeze.

Mans from Below is come.

Ring a Bell.

Hurt a meat.

Spill out a juice.

RED WORM TIME

is again.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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