Pro tip: Food makes you not hungry.
Will do buddy. Thanks for looking out for us.
I disaprove this message.
Since things like learning and using toilet paper require hard work and patience you will probably quit this little project in roughly six seconds.
What the fuck? That doesn't even make sense.
This is some serious shit.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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