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I don't have much time but I need to get this out to the people. What I have to say is very incriminating and that's why I can't tell you my real name or where I come from. There's this thing called the "internet". On this "internet" people all over the world communicate through their computers. While this is all well and good, guess who created the "internet". That's right, the United States government. I have a theory that the US government is intercepting "internet" users' messages and using them against these well-meaning and good people. By using this "internet" the government can arrest you at any time by simply making up a website and saying YOU wrote it. This goes all the way to the top levels of the Executive branch. The only way to stay safe is to boycott the "internet" and keep these government terrorists out of our telephones. If you want to know more meet me up in the treehouse at 0900 hours.