Meet Me at Hot or Not

There's no such thing as a "Christian fat fun game"

It's a well-documented fact that everyone on the Internet has a girlfriend. Especially this kid, who definitely has one.

Lately it seems like there are more North American dorks seeking bully refuge in Japan than there are Japanese people. I can only guess how many anime posters this guy kisses before he goes to bed every night.

Why do so many of these people have their shirts off anyway?

I'd brave even the most destructive STDs for a chance at this real estate goddess.

The feeling is mutual, believe me.

There's something about this woman. I can't quite put my finger on it, which is good because I just washed my hands.

That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Rediculous, N Usquam, pantsofdoom, Man In The Box, Carlota, KurKobang, etnofad, rapfan90, Chappy, Nobuu, Mr Plow, Closeknees, abagofcheetos, sturr, Musophobic, MikoLovesYou, bhlaab, Pee Mart, CyborgPanda, Lame Thrower, L1quid, IantheKorean, TjyvTompa, Adam Kensai, nerdz, The_Onion, DrPain, jackelope, phazer, neckbeard and CaptainWinky.

If you've got a link to a terrible forum, please send it in!

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)