Caring for Your Hef
The official guide to the upkeep and maintenance of your new 84 year-old husband.
Living with the Skeletons
I never thought it would happen. Me, living with skeletons. Though I guess a guy doesn't have anywhere else to turn when his girlfriend kicks him out and rent is so cheap on the skeleton side of town.
Attack of the Star Whackers
Find out about the terrifying conspiracy affecting Hollywood's most productive and beloved actors.
Of All the Heads I've Stomped Before
Learn the hottest tips in crowd control from one of America's leading fascists.
Midwestern Myths About the West Coast
Debunking the horrors of a life without Applebee's.
The SciMath History Addendum, Volume 1
We've eliminated those pesky liberal arts from the curriculum in favor of subjects that will land you in the science labs and popular desert regions of tomorrow!
Don Trunbert 2010: I Just Don't Care
Pardon my candor, but having served this community for the past 16 years, I feel nothing but the icy fingertips of boredom tightening around my neck every meandering, soul-sucking day.
Memos from the Fort Jacobs Gamestop
I know this is my first day, and I don't want to step on any toes, but maybe we should put together a Call of Duty display or something? I've already sold 63 copies of Modern Warfare 2, and it isn't even 10:00 AM yet!
Take Job and Shove
Me can't believe this -- four years of professional life, right down drain. Suddenly I not good enough after suffer major stroke? My life become Hell -- living Hell
Gentlemen's News Service Presents: The Amusement Park Criticism Colloquium
Fun-loving Gentlemen's News Service correspondent Addison Hillsdale IV reports on the opening of Walt Disney's famous California amusement park.
It Was the Best of Animes, It Was the Worst of Animes
Back when the Towers fell, America needed something to turn to for comfort. That thing was anime. And I was there to provide it.
Gameblogguu
When you need relevant, up-to-the-millisecond coverage of video games, look no further than the serious games journalists at Gameblogguu.
Animation Website Returns
The Internet's favorite animation curmudgeons are back to discuss their important hobby in calm and rational terms.
Proud American Magazine Asks: How Do You Feel About Immigration Reform?
The Proud American Magazine gang is back with some enlightened responses to a very sensitive topic.
The Sin to Disaster Flowchart
Are your mortal sins ruining the lives of complete strangers? Find out with our handy chart.
Leaked Kevin Smith Screenplay
Kevin Smith's back with a movie about someone very near and dear to his heart.
Yes, I'm the owner of Swastika Dog.
I'm sick of all the questions, so I thought I'd clear the air.
The Revenge of Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
Spooky Steve is back with five new soundtrack reviews, and this time he's on a mission from God.
Utah Fetus Regulations
Discover Utah's efforts to make pregnancy into the world's worst escort mission.
LNMC - Loser Nerd Math Comics
Sick of web comics that don't appeal to your superior intelligence? Your cultured sense of taste? Your vast insecurity over being swirlied every day for four whole years? Loser Nerd Math Comics is here to help.
Greetings from Broken Robots
These gently-used robots need a new home. Will it be yours?
Advanced Prayer Strategies
Learn how to kick those wimpy, "traditional" prayers to the curb with some truly sacred showboating.
