Santa Claus: Next Year, We're Switching Our Efforts to Necromancy
Santa struggles to keep up with a changing world.
This Will be E-Z Pay Day Loans' Most Festive Christmas Yet
Even predatory lenders know the reason for the season.
This is the Thanksgiving We Acknowledge Your Brother's Realdoll Girlfriend
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Web Awards I'll Never Win
At the risk of burning some very important bridges, allow me to share my list of the awards that I should have received for my unique talents, but didn't.
Legacy of Puns Will Outlive Local Janitor's Mysterious, Gruesome Death
Demented child killers: they're just like you and me.
Not Every Halloween Effigy is About YOU, Steve
One neighbor's Halloween decorations may hit a little too close to home.
Essential Quicksand Safety Tips
Find out how to protect you and your loved ones with convenient tips about nature's slowest and most uncommon killer.
MacArthur High School's Other Fake Terror Scares
Learn about MacArthur High School's many brushes with fake terror.
Friends Coming Over Tonight, Ranked in Order of Rowdiness
A guide to the loud, large men who will be filling our living room weekly.
Study: Participation Awards to Blame for Most Things
Right now, your child's bedroom closet could be full of ticking time bombs. These seemingly harmless items may be branded with phrases like "Honorable Mention" or "Certified Lil' Slugger," but, in reality, they spell one thing: trouble.
Lessons Learned from the Ultimate Lifehacker
Learn how to simplify your life from someone with no earthly desires.
Essential Facts About Introverts
Are you a filthy, worthless extrovert? Find out how to interact with superior introverts with our handy guide!
Minion Memes for Your Social Media Feeds
Fire with fire on the social network battlefield using these killer memes.
Sex and the City 2015
Witness what the jet-setting life of TV's Carrie Bradshaw would be like when set against the depressing reality of modern publishing.
Jeb Bush's SparkNotes
Let Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush give you his unique interpretation of some literary classics.
Even I Can't Believe I'm Not Dead
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
I F***ed Blues Traveler
If you were alive in the '90s, you'd know Blues can Travel to the top of the charts--but did you know it could Travel right into your Heart?
How A Single Speech Stopped Racism Forever
Learn how one man ended injustice forever with a single speech.
Join Tulsa's Senior Junior Deputy Program!
Tulsa's boys in blue reach out to an unlikely group for support: the senior community.
8 Things Made Illegal by Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act
A list of things to avoid whenever you're in Gary or any of the Hoosier State's beautiful and welcoming locations.
10 Things You DEFINITELY Didn't Know About Back to the Future
Think you know everything there is to know about Hill Valley? Well, you can go straight to hell.
Let's Agree to Disagree About Your "Keep Our Apartment Weird" Initiative
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
Bill Cosby vs. Bart Simpson in Retrospect
25 years after their famous feud began, we find out who truly risked leading America down the road to ruin.
The Mockingbird Imperative: A Cyberpunk Thriller
Find out what happened to Scout, Jem, and the rest in Harper Lee's first novel since 1960.
An Urgent Plea to the King of Cartoons
The Cartoon Kingdom is restless. At its heart, a mad tyrant.
Developers of Glorn FAQ
Everything you need to know about your favorite hardcore German board game.
