Steve: Dang, I realize there's no friction or whatever in space, but does that mean you've gotta make your spaceship look like a Snickers bar?

Zack: Hungry? Why wait? It's going to be months before the hamburger ship shows up.

Steve: I've got a toaster and it's chrome and has cool buttons you push down when you toast something. They could just make it a block like a crappy toast VCR, but instead they designed some crap.

Zack: The really dubious part of the whole design are those stupid fins on the back. They're not fooling anyone with those things. It's like putting a spoiler on a steamroller.

Steve: I like the giant dish on the front. "We're receiving a transmission from Snickers Bar 19. They said stomach should stand by for payload."

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