Barkwire.com Reviews: Vermin

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WHO LET THE BABIES OUT? WHO? WHO?
Posted by BiGDog [Read other reviews by BiGDog]
(1/2 Bone)

You people are even sadder than the whiny babies on thedogspot.net and dogcharts.com combined. A pack of female poodles has more balls than you sad sacks. So the dogs are fighting. Big deal, these aren't even good dogs duking it out. If they all die, it's no big loss. --BiGDOG-- says get some popcorn and watch the fight!

If you idiots think for one second that Senator, Helmsman, and Dagger are somehow going to save the day, you're all insane. Those 3 wounded dogs going up against Vermin, Obscenity, and Throughput is not even close to a fair fight. Then you factor in the county dogs Vermin brought in, and it's just a bloodbath. If you haven't noticed, Senator and his cohorts haven't been seen in a couple days. My guess is they got the hell out of Dodge!

All these lackluster dogs killing each other just leaves more room for great dogs like Terrific Terry, The Botanist, Bolognesi, Dan Rice, Barometer, and Bulwark. --BiGDOG's-- gotta lot of love in his heart for those dogs, but even they can't hold a candle to the all time greatest dog in the world: Panzer.

Looks like -BIGDOG- just put the muzzle on you mutts!

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We each of us bare responsibility for what has transpired in our own back yard!
Posted by Reverend Scott [Read other reviews by Reverend Scott]
(1/2 Bone)

We must all ask God's forgiveness for allowing things to go this far. It is through our own moral inaction and tolerance of sin that we've pried open the fiery gates and allowed the hounds of hell to be loosed upon our community. It was disastrous to think we could turn to a lesser evil to fight for us.

All we can do now is pray for forgiveness and make a concerted effort to raise our dogs better, to teach them the difference between right and wrong so that they don't stray down these darkened pathways. If we do not, we are doomed to see this nightmare repeat itself.

I cite Proverbs 26:11.

Yours with Love,
Reverend Scott

An urgent plea for peace
Posted by Doctor Dog [Read other reviews by Doctor Dog]
(1/2 Bone)

In the past weeks and months we have seen our community devastated by this horrible war. It is time we band together and put a stop to this, somehow, some way. The animal control in this town is beyond shameful. Each day we lose more and more ground to these roaming packs of vicious beasts. It is time we come together as a community and take a stand. I am asking you all to join me in a town hall meeting this Thursday at 7PM! We will meet at the Starbucks across from the town hall because of hefty rental fees.

On the agenda: discussion of possible solutions and resolutions respectful to our needs as citizens and responsible dog enthusiasts!

Let's show these dogs who's walking who!

JUST RENAME THIS SITE PUSSYWIRE AND BE DONE WITH IT
Posted by BiGDog [Read other reviews by BiGDog]
(1/2 Bone)

You know what --BiGDOG-- says? Let them fight it out. The sooner they get it over with, the sooner you tiny crybabies can walk your lil' poodles in peace.

It's only going to get worse when these county dogs start champing at the bit for a bigger piece of the pie. Vermin brought them in not knowing what he was dealing with. Mark my words, what's happened so far is just a stroll in the dog park. Start stocking up on diapers and baby bottles, because the real war hasn't even started!

When the dust finally does settle, I hope you suckers will join me in giving props to the true top dogs in this town. Yeah, I'm talkin' dogs like Satyajit, Kaskelot, Emperor, Parkway, Scepter, and Panzer, quite possibly the best dog in the universe. If you don't know these names, then you have no business calling yourself a dog lover.

BETTER CHECK YOUR CROTCH BECAUSE --BIGDOG-- JUST NEUTERED YOU!

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P.S. I have it on high authority that the NOBLE PRINCE AUSPICE intentionally got himself infected with rabies, because he didn't have any real fight left in him. If that's not an indictment of his character, I don't know what is. It just goes to prove my point: none of the truly great dogs are involved with this dumb fight.

USER ACCOUNT SUSPENDED FOR ABUSE.

Finally dead
Posted by corwinj [Read other reviews by corwinj]
(1/2 Bone)

Well it certainly looks like things are settling down. I got the chance to see Vermin torn to pieces the other day. Maybe my son will stop having nightmares now that the monster is dead.

It was a pretty gruesome thing to watch, but I had to remind myself if not for this dog, Shaggy Butte would be a much better place and Auspice would still be the dog we all know and love.

I'm not entirely sure which dog killed Vermin, but I think it was one of those county dogs people have been talking about? El Cráneo Negro or whatever. I guess he's on our side after all! I hope that Vermin monster had enough time to realize he was being betrayed before dying.

Boy, I tell you, this is the first bit of good news we've had in ages!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)