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Now hold on just a second. That's a pretty strong declaration. Take your time and carefully consider all the facts before committing to a stance that might make you sound silly.

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Rick? Rick Jones, is that you again? What did I tell you about running your mouth before thinking things through?

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The secret? She's allergic to lead.

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Ah yes, here we have the internet's origin story. It's quite worthless.

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Well, I suppose that's reassuring, but the theater signs clearly asked everyone to turn off their cell phones.

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"You think that's strange? Wait til you see the album of shavings I've been collecting from your shrinking hand!"

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– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

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