A Visit from The Ghost of Two Days After Christmas
What day is this? Why, it's two days after Christmas Day!
Specific Instructions for Our "ALF in Peril" Sexual Roleplay
Honey, I would like to take you on a freight train to Pound Town with ALF himself as the mad engineer.
5 Essential Tips for Mugging Me
Mugging me is easy, fun, AND profitable! Here's how.
The Skeleton Uber
There was a new kind of Uber in town. A skeleton Uber. It was called "Skeleton Uber" because it was a kind of Uber driven exclusively by skeletons.
Your Halloween Superstore Proprietor Urges You to Buy Local
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
The Awful Guide to Podcasting, Part 2
Welcome to the world of working endlessly to please an audience specifically downloading your show to find mistakes.
The Awful Guide to Podcasting, Part 1
As we say in the podcast biz, "If Joe Rogan can do it, anyone can."
Your Official Guide to BRICKO(tm) Terminology
Familiarize yourself with the several thousand don'ts found in the exciting world of BRICKO(tm).
I'm So Sorry (If You Were Offended)
Have I made any mistakes in this long life of mine? Of course not.
My Written Game Review That I Definitely Didn't Plagiarize from YouTube
An honest, true review of Hollow Knight with 100% original text. DO NOT STEAL.
Stern Dad Reviews: More Arts and Crafts
Every misshapen gift you give me is like a hot dagger in my heart.
Editorial: Puns Are Destroying Our New Cat Society
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Mrs. Huckabee Sanders, You Will ALWAYS Be Welcome at Blimpie
Treat yourself to a delicious sub and turn that dead-eyed scowl upside-down!
Nintendo: Put Dino Riki in Smash Bros. or I Will Take My Own Life
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
10 Things You Must Do In Asbestos Creek Before You Die
Everything to do in our one-horse town outside of the horse.
I Would Honestly Love to be Called an Ape
For what is an ape but a more powerful version of man?
This Millennial Proves Hard Work Truly Pays Off
Grab your bootstraps and give them a good yank for this inspiring tale of prosperity.
Barbara Bush: 19??-2018
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
DYLAN WILL GET YOU TABS
HEY MAN YOU LOOKIN FOR TABS ? DYLAN WILL GET YOU TABS. HOW MANY TABS YOU WANT ?? BECAUSE DYLAN GOT THEM ALL
Might I Interest You in Some Q-Tips?
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
This Costco Membership Could Really Turn Our Family Around
Yessir, if this family continues to not mention past incidents, Costco could give us all a new lease on life.
No One Wants to Get Shot, But You Don't Have to Be Rude About It
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
You Call THIS an Intervention?
The only twelve-step program I want to take are the twelve steps it takes to get me out of this room. Give or take a few steps.
10 Things Cut from Trump's State of the Union Address
All the dirt on the latest thing the President did that you'll forget about in two days.
Raw Chicken: Silicon Valley's Latest Power Meal
Those geniuses in Silicon Valley have done it again and unlocked the true power of chicken.
