Steve: Aaahhhhhh! Bloody hooter!
Zack: I imagined that as the sound of refreshment of someone chugging a soda.
Steve: Refreshed by the cool, crisp taste of bloody hooters.
Zack: Those don't really seem bloody, just spooky. I believe a bloody hooter is a subset of a spooky hooter.
Steve: Quite a subset hubba hubba.
Steve: Now I want you to imagine 13 year old me standing in a hobby shop, flipping the book open, and right there BOOM he sees this evil red picture of boobs.
Zack: It's a sea change.
Steve: What's that?
Zack: You see change and you eat it.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.