Zack: Before we get to bloody boob I want to point out that the one exception to the sinister red artwork you're going to be seeing a lot of in this article were the character class illustrations.
Steve: Every book had these in the 1990s even if they weren't always in color.
Zack: The goofy character classes in Kult almost ruin the otherwise mysterious and sinister atmosphere. They include classes ranging from "Student" and "Artist" to "Secret Agent" and "Mad Scientist." I am pretty sure, almost as an afterthought, you could also play a mythological monster like a vampire or werewolf.
Steve: Of course a vampire or werewolf can also have a class.
Zack: A vampire student?
Steve: School of hard knocks.
Zack: No, I'm pretty sure that's the institution where they teach football players to beat the shit out of their families.
Steve: Are we going to joke around or are we going to discuss the matter at hand: the policewoman's mom jeans.
Zack: There's nothing plain about her clothes.
Zack: Also, the veteran appears to be haunted by visions of war and death and the lady cop just thinks about piss and blood.
Steve: Police deal almost exclusively in bodily fluids. Haven't you seen Dexter?
Zack: Have I seen Dexter? Have I seen Dexter?! No. I haven't seen Dexter.
Steve: Imagine a USA Network characters welcome show like Monk combined with the movie Saw.
Zack: That sounds amazing.
Steve: Yeah, I guess it does, but it's not actually amazing.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.