Every Dungeon Master knows that the story does not always unfold as you have planned. When things veer off into strange directions and new locations, coming up with characters on the spot can be a real challenge. Steve and Zack have the solution! The second item from Steve's Adventure Toolkit is an invaluable and way-rad NPC Generator for any fantasy role playing game. Don't struggle to come up with an off-the-cuff character to interact with your players, just hit refresh and use one of these memorable NPCs.
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| Cimmanum Thongsplitter (Lvl 8 Orc Prostitute) Read Aloud: A huge orc woman struts past you. She is wearing very little clothing and there is garish makeup slopped on her face. 'Daboo?' she beckons. Notes: Cimmanum only speaks orc, although this is usually enough to negotiate with clients. She does not usually have sex with customers, she is more into the fetish scene where men pay her to yell at them and throw them into walls and burn their lands. | ||
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