Steampunk World's Fair 2012 SWAT

Dave: Goutpunk.

Zack: I wonder if he has a brass blood sugar test kit. "The pneumatic tubes target the blood."

Dave: He can't wait till the steambetes takes his foot so he can build an awesome brass prosthesis.

Zack: This guy has a wicked gock. Guck?

Dave: Gubis?

Zack: It looks like a giant Homer Simpson is trying to press through the putty of his body.

Dave: Yeah, it freaks me out a little when the belt becomes fully subsumed into the flesh. It gets way too Jim Hensony around the guck area.

Zack: Definitely has the feel of something that could be hanging out with a young Mark Hammil and singing with Miss Piggy.

Zack: Did you ever see the Muppets on the first season of Saturday Night Live?

Dave: Nah, I don't think I did.

Zack: It was about as pleasant as watching the Rock-afire Explosion animatrons singing their birthday song with their skins taken off.

Dave: Well, I imagined his belly sucking Fozzie's dick even before you told me about that, so I'm really no worse off now.

If you are steamed by this article you might just enjoy Liminal States, the debut novel from Zack Parsons. It is technically not steam punk, but part of it takes place in the 19th century, so that's close enough, right?

– Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)