Despite the odd ending, the date went fairly well. When he awoke, Haggard stumbled home feeling like a new man.

Haggard was so happy it felt like he was living a dream.


When he texted Willow by the trashcan day after day he never wanted it to end.


But he had to go somewhere. He couldn't stay in his house.


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