M for Mushroom, in case you were wondering.
Not a day goes by that imitation pork doesn't find a way to smear BBQ sauce on his shirt.
For what Galsia lacks in skill he makes up in heart. He's got two of 'em.
SmashiusClay is burning the candle at both ends, because he fucking hates wax.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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