New Additions to the Island of Misfit Toys
New additions to our favorite collection of plastic freaks.
8 Things the Simpsons Predicted for 2016
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
Can We Get Through One Thanksgiving Without Hearing the Word "Nazi"?
Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner: A literal Nazi.
Editorial: My Joke Vote Matters
My write-in president's gonna make a monkey outta you!
Halloween Candy Safety Tips
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
An Update from Your Local Halloween Superstore Proprietor
Your local Halloween Superstore is back in town, bringing with it quality products and a plea for sanity from its proprietor.
20 Rejected Hillary Clinton Names for Trump Supporters
As is the case with all political speeches, Hillary Clinton's "basket of deplorables" comment exists as one of thousands of possible options run through high-priced consultants and focus groups. Here are some of them.
Celebrity Speakers Cut from the 2016 Republican National Convention
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
Four Helpful Protesting Tips from a White Person
One man's journey to help the disenfranchised voice their complaints with some civility.
8 Classic Games that Remind Me of My Father's Traumatic Death at My Own Hands
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
Justice for Brock Turner's Tummy
It's every father's worst nightmare: A growing boy without a healthy appetite.
Nine Reasons I Won't be Reviewing the New Ghostbusters Movie
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
Child President Vetoes Women's Health Bill
A child President could be more than our country could handle.
Let’s Improve Movie Endings with Smash Mouth
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
Buckle Your Seatbelts, At Least for My Sake
One highway patrolman sets the record straight on the most senseless acts of modern drivers.
Leaked Corporate Memo Reveals Big Changes for McDonald's
New documents reveal the burger giant is looking for a more tasteful, classier approach to giving you violent diarrhea and regret.
Savvy Advice for Millennials
Need to know what it takes to get ahead in the adult world? Take some advice from someone who's already been down a path not too different from your own.
Antonin Scalia, Gaming Hero
Take a look back at the impressive achievements of the man who gave the power of the First Amendment to video games.
Video Game Review: The Bystander
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
Something Awful: Ten Years as the New Guy
Please grant me the permission to be unfunny on purpose so I can celebrate 10 years of trying to be funny on purpose.
