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Pardon Our Dust
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Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

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