Subj: MILK (Part 28)
HELLO it is your dad emailing, I have a fantastic new career in the field of MILK
December 22, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday focuses on some of the recent great threads on the SA Forums. Check it out, or else you're kind of a jerk!
December 8, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday showcases some of the best recent threads on the Something Awful Forums. Enjoy, jerk!
Subj: MY BRUSH WITH DEATH (Part 27)
This is your dad writing to let you know I witnessed the miracle of life because I went to the wrong place at the wrong time
Subj: DINE AT "Farmer's Choice" (Part 26)
Hello from your father I am all set to open a restaurant and succeed where i used to fail
November 24, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday takes a look at some of the most interesting threads on the SA Forums of the past week or so.
November 9, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday focuses on some of the most notable recent threads on the SA forums. If you don't read them, or at the very least, pretend to be interested while you glance at the list, then you're dumb according to me!
Subj: A NOVEL IDEA... (Part 25)
This is your father. I am going to win big on National Novel Wiring Month. Read the storyline here, it is a crowd pleaser!
Subj: MY WHOLE LIFE CONDENSED FOR A MOVIE (Part 24)
Your heavenly dad (me) is ready to have his story blossom into the big screen sure to be a block buster....!!
October 26, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday focuses on some of the most notable recent threads on the SA forums. If you don't read them, or at the very least, pretend to be interested while you glance at the list, then you're dumb according to me!
Subj: REVIEW OF YOUR SISTERS WEDDING (Part 23)
The results are in!!!! Your dear old dad attended the wedding and met the GREG FAMILY. What a time
October 12, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Subj: YOUR SISTER IS GETTING MARRIED TO "GREG" (Part 22)
I have important news about your idiot sister who bungled it and is now engaged to a loaf of crud named GREG.
September 15, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Dan Quinn Queers the Stevia Deal
All about Dan Quinn-- UFC fighter, inventor of cold fission, and divine angel for the good of all mankind.
To Whom It May Concern, RE: Men's Bathroom
Whether this is intentional or not, to whomever keeps forgetting to put the plunger back where it belongs-- next to the commode in the men's bathroom-- thank you. No, really, thanks.
August 31, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Subj: PLEASE DONT TRY TO BE LIKE ME (Part 21)
I have done a lot of deeds through my life big and small and now I must warn you of your future
August 17, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Craigslist Fun in the Sun (No Homo)
I'm just a simple man looking for progressively more ridiculous, completely hetero action on the DL.
August 3, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Ha ha yeah more like Worst Buy: A Shoppers Guide to Stores of the Past
Sad dude in a fugue, dazed dude window-shopping and mall-moping. Is this you??? Sad man?? Your mall is a husk and all the stores are dying off. Sad man, yes?? Read this article and remember sweet days when the mall was a cornucopia of great stuff, cooler than those bullshit vegetables like in those indians cornucopias...
Subj: THE HORSE AND THE RUMPUS ROOM (Part 20)
The time my arch nemesis and also best non-man horse friend destroyed the only room i cared about and the only place i ever felt i belonged
July 20, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Attention Media: I Was Wrong About Twitter
In light of recent events, I have determined that Twitter is not entirely dumb, as previously suggested.
July 6, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Subj: IM OUT OF COMMISSION... (Part 19)
ROSS BEANIS and i are going to make money and you will see. we will be famous business men like a couple of rambos
June 22, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
June 15, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Attention Media: Twitter is Actually Stupid
This Twitter-mania is getting ridiculous. Not every tweet is incredible and I can make the points to prove it.
June 8, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
June 1, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
College Application Essay.doc
What a long, strange trip it has been. From here to the post office, over and over, mailing the same thing to dozens of places.
Dog Dude's Diet
Still scrawny and need some tips? Tight budget got you feeling like there's no way you're ever gonna get toned enough for the beach? Cheer up, you can have wicked arms and a barrel-like chest in no time, just follow my tips and start cutting the sleeves off of all your tees or reinforce them to prevent ripping from your new muscles.
May 18, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Subj: MY MISSION IS CLEAR (Part 18)
I, your estranged father, have learned an important lesson about remodeling and time warps and now i know what i was meant to do this whole dang time
May 11, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Forager's Delight
No job, no bucks?? Bugs, crud, grime, and dirt can be your future today if you seize the opportunity (fist full of bugs) and eat that fist full of opportunity (for a dare). Fill your belly with critters and build a rep on the dirty streets and icky alleys, you'll be living like a king! Dirt king!
Food Reviood: Chinese Chow-wa-wa
SA foodie travels to the Far East to sample a forbidden delicacy.
April 27, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Tales from FYAD: CalmBro
Forum goon Rorschach recalls the night a simple alias made all his wildest dreams come true.
April 20, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Subj: HAPPY HORSE BIRTH D.!!!! (Part 17)
No Horse Bones About It... Its the horses special day!!!! A Fine Horse I Dont Forget
April 13, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
April 6, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Subj: A HOT TIP FROM "CRIME ROVER"..AKA ME (Part 16)
I have been Tasked with DEFENDING SAFETY and showing you how to put your hair out if its on fire
March 30, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
March 23, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
LIVEBLOG: I'm going to the ER!
Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Overnight last night I felt nothing but incredible pain in my back. I feel like death, so I'm going to get treatment LIVE! I am a horrible sad sack!
March 9, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Subj: I WILL OWN THIS BANK SOMEDAY (Part 15)
I am going to run this curmudgeon bank some day so join it now... lets bank!!
March 2, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
February 23, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Subj: Dear E-Bay You Sent Me A Filthy Bed (Part 14)
Here is the letter i wrote to get my money back from the fraud bed corp. Read it and "sleep"!! that is my bed joke but this is no laughing matter!!
February 16, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
February 9, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
February 2, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
January 26, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
SUBJ: HOW ARE THOSE RESOLUTIONS COMIN??? (Part 13)
I have done 30% of my new years mottos and nothing else feels fresher!! Im a man of my word at least 30 percent of the time
January 19, 2008
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
January 12, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Casual Encounters of the Turgid Kind
How ridiculous can a person be while still attracting other weird Internet people for action on the DL? The answer is: VERY.
January 5, 2009
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
