Hologram Man
The Spiritual Successor to Demolition Man! Wait, did we say successor? We meant shameless ripoff.
Throne of Fire
In which an all-out barbarian war is fought over a chair that will probably kill you.
Heatseeker
Haymaker and The Vein return for a feast of cyborg-on-human punchfighting!
Dude, Where's My Dog?
Goddamn it, if the dog's invisible we have to look at the human actors debasing themselves.
Barbarian Queen 2
The most barbaric thing about this movie was deciding not to burn the film negatives on the spot.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Using the Dark Arts to pants a bully during third form seems kind of wasteful to us, honestly.
God's Not Dead 2
Let the spirit of shitty moviness fill you as Christianity goes on trial!
The Supernaturals
The South rises again in zombie form, to bore the North to death!
Planet Raptor
A Romanian village full of velociraptors vs. a bunch of marines...in space.
Alien Apocalypse
Bruce Campbell vs. giant termites that might just be the worst alien invaders since Signs.
Post Impact
After the comet icepocalypse, watch Dean Cain re-enact the movie "Aliens", but without any aliens.
The Shadow Men
Here come the Men in Black *clap clap* They might just kill your dog
Aztec Rex
Conquistadors vs. Aztecs vs. T-rex, the historical battle royale nobody asked for!
Sweet Justice
An elite all-female kickboxing squad wastes our time, and apparently dogs are poisonous now?
Dark Universe
An alien menace in the Everglades, and Joe Estevez sucks at lying about spaceship crashes!
The Double 0 Kid
Corey Haim faces off against roller hockey gangs and computer chess viruses of doom!
Submerged
Steven Seagal mumbles and glares his way through a gauntlet of unnecessary cuts and zooms.
Christian Mingle
A holy trainwreck of product placement, bland romance, and incredible gluttony!
Titanic: The Legend Goes On
Rapping dogs, mariachi mice, massive copyright infringement? Must be another Italian Titanic anime!
Chain of Command
Michael Dudikoff, R. Lee Ermey, and akimbo slow-motion M16s in the oil-rich kingdom of Fakeistan!
Ice
Traci Lords goes on a journey of vengeance and squibs while making the same stupid face constantly.
America 3000
Finally, the female Gorean post-apocalyptic sci-fi fantasy movie that nobody was asking for!
The Tower
An epic battle of half-wits between Paul Reiser and a malevolent office building!
The Howling III
The scariest movie you could possibly watch this Halloween. No really. Up yours Australia!
Splatter University
Come for the lazy slasher killing spree, stay for the world's worst sociology lecturer!
Hot Boyz
What do Gary Busey, Master P, Snoop Dogg, and Jeff Speakman have in common? We have no fucking idea.
Total Reality
Travel back to the '80s with an American Ninja to stop a self-help book from destroying the Earth!
Out of Reach
Ex-Post Office secret agent Steven Seagal shoots his way through Poland while wheezing heavily
War Between the Planets
Rod Jackson and his team of Italian astronaut puppets fight to stop Planet Gluten at all costs!
Revelation
A dubious allegorical romp through a Fahey-filled world of Christly hackers and eyeliner tattoo!
Life's a Jungle
A dandy fop dog gets a rhino piss party and ant enema in the Jungle. Weldcome to Hell.
Sorceress
Ever seen a movie the Director and Producer both took their names off in disgust? Neither have we.
Breeders
Join us and Boston PD's finest in the subterranean collegiate aqueducts of unconsensual alien love!
Endangered Species
Finally, an answer to the question: "what if Predator 2 starred Eric Roberts and was way stupider?"
Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time
A time-traveling wizard takes us on a mystical journey to the Star Trek IV of Barbarian movies!
Stranded
Welcome to a space station where every room has glass windows, and your only hope of escape is Ice-T
Witchboard 2: The Devil's Doorway
Experience the sheer terror of ouija boards and ghost dyslexia!
Aliens in the Wild, Wild West
Alien sasquatches invade the Old West, brought to you by the makers of the infamous Shapeshifter!
Fire From Below
Kevin Sorbo leads the most nonsensitardical "oh no, deadly weather" flick since Absolute Zero!
Awful Movie Awards 2016
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of 2015!
T-Force
In memory of Alan Rickman, please enjoy a shot-for-shot ripoff of Die Hard.
Thor the Conqueror
Come journey with Thor the Italian barbarian as he discovers the woman and the horse!
Marriage Retreat
Jesus teaches us all that a good marriage is a worthless unfunny turd we should stomp on.
The Amazing Wizard of Paws
Child wizard Bobby and his talking dog face off against the dark wizard Molestro!
Uninvited
A stowaway house cat fueled by rage and tainted waffle mix goes on an '80s party yacht murder spree!
