Q: Why is Existor so awful? A: Awfully amazing? Thanks, man!
Michael Godard, known as 'the rock star of the art world'...
Ravy Comics -- Obey your thirst for sprites!
Dear Inc., Why not try Zhenhan Inflatables?
Click, laugh at pics, try to forget, be haunted Forever!
Gaia Two -- Rise of the Rocketeers! (Not GaiaOnline-related)
It’s that time of year again, when the brilliant, unheard literary voices of our time shout to the heavens ‘This is me, world! Peer inside my soul!’ That’s right, it’s National Novel Writing Month! A whole novel in JUST ONE MONTH?! And a week has already passed! Don’t worry, you can still make it with hard work, a little luck and these tips!
Lash out at Misfit Politics, they like it!
'oh god this site. I'm mad.' -- Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka
Mainstream lolcat sites too witty? Try Wendy's LOL-Spot!
Funnyman Bill Zucker has achieved legendary cult status!
End Time Message -- GOD says: Make way for smoking news!
Enter the Wild World of Warrior Kittens... Online!
I thought tornadoes were a lot bigger! I guess you don’t need to worry too much about the tiny ones.
it's an mtv show site -- plus more words, just for fun!
Medical Bafflers! Uniques! Human Oddities! Pranks of Nature!
Cream Puff Babies -- Like real slimy, splotchy newborns!
Only Anal Bleaching -- That's all it has, URL checks out!
living with your parents is normal and real cool and not gay.
Have you ever wondered 'what does that video-game character's sweat taste like?' These people have!
FunkyKiss Design -- i will draw ugly pictures for u!
Awful Link Success Stories -- Plott Palm Trees responds!
Looking at Palms always makes me feel warmer!
Elegantly eliminate clothing from your friends' photos! NWS!
'Lead by the feminists, femdom is on a power grab of epic proportions!'
VampireWear -- Meet the Tribe!
Poor confused teens and tweens, not to mention the occasional senior citizen with limited computer knowledge, now have somewhere to turn: Advicenators! Here, sheltered beneath the warm blanket of anonymity, our troubled youth are free to ask whatever’s on their minds.
Holy Rollerz and we're Holy Rollin'!
Pampered Whiskers -- Hats for pets! Memorable! Terrible!
DFH and Raphandz check out music's cheapest knock-offs!
Satellite High's New Mixtape -- Not Awful, Listen to It!
Hammer Bro's Grasslands -- Select a Street Koopa!
In his new column, SA's Daryl 'Fucking' Hall systematically alienates every online music section that otherwise might have eventually hired him away from our site. Works for me!
Evangel Cathedral -- Scrolling! So much scrolling!
PeGym -- Cool, like P.E./gym class, right? No. Nooo!
StarLink Productions -- A *tenuous* link to the stars!
Puppets for Jesus -- Double Entry Puppets w/ Removable Legs!
Marc Rubin Gallery -- Flash movies about liberal tyrants!
Brother Veritus' Website -- Hermano means brother!
Crazy Sam Comics -- Cartoons from a dangerous mind!
Kristina's World -- Hook up to the 'world WISE web'!
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