December 31, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
December 24, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Wikigroaning 3: Wikipedia Sucks and Here's the Citation
The latest round of Wikigroaning brings along with it a tale of life and death-- a Something Awful writer's life has been threatened by the Wikimafia!
December 17, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
December 10, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Burgin' II: Electric Burgergrill
Johnny Titanium examines whether burgin' will stand the test of cohabitation, with pictures and instructions on how to kill yourself with the miracle of cholesterol.
December 3, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
November 26, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
What's Hot This Fall in Extremely Specific Clothing
Now that I own a shirt that proclaims how radical science is, I have come to appreciate the idea of owning shirts so ridiculous that they meet awesome back on the other side. Extremely specific shirts are "hot" this season, so keep an eye out for examples like these.
November 19, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
November 12, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
November 5, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
HELL-O-WEEN ANARCHY ZONE (Part 5)
Anarchist hero and saint of smoke bombs XOZero helps us older kids have fun on Halloween.
October 29, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
What's New in Porn: October 2007
Something Awful's new sponsors from the adult entertainment industry take the stage to bring you exciting information about what's new on all your favorite porn sites!
October 22, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
October 15, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Fat Baby Mystery Hotline
A very long time ago, SA posed the question, "How do [very fat babies] manage to grow up and do anything worthwhile at all? Someone, anyone, please email answers to me and the first person to tell me how this happens without the use of magic gets a prize." Now, after many years, the contest is officially OVER!
October 8, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
October 1, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Hartburn Quarterly
Grandma uses the power of email to keep us filled in on current family happenings. Now with prayers!
September 24, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
September 17, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Anarchy 2000 (Part 4)
Early 90s Internet anarchist XOZero provides system-ripping tips on sulfur and intimate wife noises.
September 10, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
September 3, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
August 27, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
August 20, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
Dear Friends of Anime,
A great terror has befallen our peaceful anime club. Our High Chancellor of Manga, Lieutenant of Giant Mech Suits, Female Android Specialist, Master Sergeant of Cosplay, and Designated Keeper of All Original Copies, Greg, has forcibly lost possession of approximately 85% of the club's anime holdings. Friends of Anime-- this is a call to arms!
August 13, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
August 6, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
Take My Katra, Please!
About three hours ago, I was getting out of the shower and I slipped and fell on a yogurt lid. Now that I've had a little while to rest and reflect, I've decided that instead of writing a regular update, I'm going to offload every memory I can think of right now into you.
July 30, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
July 23, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
Burgin'
I write to you today a broken and pitiful man. My head has spent the last 6 days in my hands and my dreams lay broken at my feet. In what was to be a digestive alley-oop, it was found last Wednesday that I cannot buy a bucket. My friends, I was burgin.
July 16, 2007 - Burgin' and Aspergin'
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
July 9, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
July 2, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the last week.
June 25, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at just some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Wikigroaning II: The New Batch
Wikigroaning is the game of finding pairs of similar Wikipedia articles-- one nerdy, one not. Then, you take a look at both and see how informative, long, and complete they are. Is the nerdy one quite a bit moreso? Did you just groan audibly out of frustration, sadness, or disbelief? You've just found a wikigroan!
June 18, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at just some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
June 11, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at just some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
The Art of Wikigroaning
A game was created, and the premise is quite simple. First, find a Wikipedia article that normal people might read. For example, "Knight." Then, find a somehow similar article that is longer, but also useless to 99% of people. In this case, "Jedi Knight." Open both of the links and compare the lengths of the two articles. Are you depressed yet?
June 4, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at just some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
May 28, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at just some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Bride of Anarchy (Part 3)
XOZero's May 20, 1995 update takes us and many unwitting and innocent bystanders to new heights in the quest for an anarchist revolution.
May 21, 2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at just some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
05-14-2007
Forum Friday's Monday looks at just some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
Online Encyclopedias in Popular Culture
Awfulpedia, a free Internet encyclopedia anyone can contribute to, takes a look at the truly important aspects of babies.
05-07-2007
Forum Friday's Monday update for May 7, 2007 explores some of the best threads of the past week on the Something Awful forums.
04-30-2007
Forum Friday's Monday update for April 30, 2007 explores some of the best threads of the past week on the Something Awful forums.
Todd "Goliath" Goldman's Amazing Art Odyssey
Todd "Goliath" Goldman, founder of merchandising company David & Goliath, apparently unknowingly duplicated a piece of art drawn by SA's resident artist, Shmorky, and then turned around to sell this divine coincidence for profit. How the heck did this happen?! Let's get to the bottom of this crazy mystery!
04-23-2007
Forum Friday's Monday update for April 23, 2007 explores some of the best threads of the past week on the Something Awful forums.
04-16-2007
Forum Friday's Monday update for April 16, 2007 explores some of the best threads of the past week on the Something Awful forums.
Wikipedia Userbox Roadshow
My favorite pastime on Wikipedia is browsing the community's user pages. I saw a dude with psoriasis once. Well I mean, I didn't actually see the psoriasis, but he had a little box on his personal page that said, "This user has psoriasis." I had to know more. Not about psoriasis, about these classy little boxes that fill up everyone's user pages!
04-09-2007
Forum Friday's Monday update for April 2, 2007 explores some of the best threads of the past week on the Something Awful forums.
04-02-2007
Forum Friday's Monday update for April 2, 2007 explores some of the best threads of the past week on the Something Awful forums.
Anarchy Rides Again (Part 2)
For years, a young man known as XOZero wrote anarchist text files and spread them around the early Internet, hoping to bring down the establishment and set in motion a new world order in which he would be free to commit crimes, buy and sell what he wants, and watch TV all day without having to go to gym class.
Project Purple Book
Purple Book began as an investigation into a mysterious figure known as the Spectral Hustler, so called because he appears seemingly out of nowhere to hustle those he considers to be busters.
Moving: A Photodiary
It's been a while since I've had the opportunity to sit down and write something, but I have a really, really good excuse: I've been moving! I also just happened to have my camera phone with me and was able to document a great deal of the moving process for posterity (and to forever warn others against moving).
