Tired of the liberal protests, I have decided to rewrite my ENTIRE comedy routine.
Mark Zuckerberg is here to elect The Mayor Pete and chew meat fibers with Sweet Baby Ray's.
Adam Silver updates the NBA rules about commenting on Necro Hell after the Necro King asked him to saw Daryl Morey in half with a rusty pendulum.
30,000 people die from the flu every year and if you are lucky you could be one of them!
With his presidency in danger, it is time for the president to use the Saudi orb!
Amazon has already planned out seven seasons of their Jack Ryan series! And we have the scoop on the details!
Bret Stephens does not have a tiny bug dick, Mr. Cheese. This is worse than the Holocaust.
Which Punisher Skull would these Disney princesses place on the back of their black pickup truck?
This new Cats movie looks disgustingly good! But do you know about all the cats? Let us bring you up to speed!
There's fixin' to be a hangin' at the sheriff's office and I disavow all involvement in it.
If your response to kids dyin' in your cages is to complain that the kids shouldn't have made you put them in your cages in the first place...... you might be a Nazi.
Spend this July 4th by meeting fear with love and joining the world in celebrating Halloween. The day we take back the world for all children.
Join my petition to force Nintendo to FIX Tifa's breasts in the FF7 Remake!!
No censorship! No demonetization! It is time for the people to rise up and form a truly free social media website!
Women must be SAFE in the last Missouri abortion clinic, so that is why the men on the Missouri Women's HEALTH & SAFETY council have come up with some new rules.
If HBO ever wants us to watch their channel again they will listen to our demands!
Which death would you be the most shocked to see on the next Game of Thrones? Find out!
Resistance Leader Mitt Romney takes a heroic stand on the data tapes containing the truth about the agenda of our alien overlords.
In the wake of criticism, White County Indiana is employing new tactics to prepare the community for active shooters.
How many Lin Manuel Miranda songs can you endure during the democratic primary?
A Gizmodo writer decides to block Apple, Facebook, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft. She discovers a hidden realm of ghosts trapped in the early mid-2000s on Orkut.
The website thispersondoesnotexist.com generates a new realistic human face every time you load the page. Convincing people with convincing lives.
The Enquirer attempts to extort Jeff Bezos with a new list of compromising images obtained by the tabloid newspaper.
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has changed since his mid-twenties and no longer wears blackface regularly.
Tidying expert and joy sparker Marie Kondo responds to critics who were outraged that she would tell people to reduce the number of corpses in their house.