2012 sure was a bleak year.
A boy and his tiger go to sea, adventures abound.
The conclusion of the greatest love story of our generation... probably.
Ralph wrecks it, RZA ruins it, Vargo kills it.
James Bond is back and he's making absolutely no sense.
It's film-within-a-film week apparently.
If Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levitt had a baby, it would apparently look like a gaunt David Morrissey.
The whimsical adventures of a blue-faced paedophile within!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a bunch of movie reviews. Your guesses were way out.
He's still the law, he's just not as keen on reminding you anymore.
Shia LaBeouf sometimes spells his name with a Y.
Bicycles. They're about as exciting in the cinema as they are on the road.
They're back and they're even older.
After the reviews, a little special something. It's all in good fun.
You think this is the real Quaid?
It's the movie event you've been waiting all year for.
For people calling him The Amazing Spider-Man, he sure does love ripping off a bunch of other superhero movies. Is that what counts as amazing these days?
Mike is Magic, Ted is a bear, Joe is a Killer and the Favorite is Laid.
A bumper crop of films of extremely varied quality.
Talking animals, moon Nazis, cults and closet monsters.
Summer is in full swing, which means everything is terrible.
The culmination of four years of drivel.
I don't care if it is based on a board game, it's still a good film.
You'll never guess which one is the Movie of the Week.
It's the most family-friendly week of movies ever!
Rad comedy, sad comedy and bad comedy. In that order.
Nothing like the Academy Awards combined with a bunch of worthless releases to keep cinema alive.
Sometimes, it's better to cut your losses and just go see The Grey again.
No-one is safe, except for you. Safe from bad movies that is, thanks to our life-saving reviews.
We're spanning the genres this week.
In the wake of the Oscar nominations, the full spectrum of film quality is right here for you.
The Iron Lady refers to Margaret Thatcher but Goon does not refer to SA forum members.
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