I AM PREPARED TO OFFER MY HUSBANDLY DUTIES TO MRS. PALIN
MRS. Palin is MRS no more and now she is back on the market and I am here to help make her an honest woman again.
MOTHERFUCKIN BARR DAWG GOT ME THAT FULL REPORT
Levi Johnston is given sole custodianship of the Mueller Report and provides his own summary.
I GOT KICKED OFF BRITISH BAKER SHOW FOR MAKING A DICK CAKE
Levi Johnston suffers career setbacks, but manages a full recovery with a new job at the EPA.
WHOA HOLD UP WITH THIS DEATH PENALTY FOR DRUG DEALERS
Levi Johnston confronts his own mortality and offers his support for a new candidate for president.
I AM DEEPLY SORRY I KEPT ELBOW DROPPING BEN CARSON THROUGH THE TABLE IN HIS OFFICE
Levi Johnston's stint at the Department of Housing and Urban Development leads to serious consequences for Dr. Ben Carson.
Me and Wyatt Koch Gave Sherm to Track Palin
Levi has lost a series of jobs in the Trump administration, been kicked off K-street, and forced to try a daring heist with the help of Track Palin.
I HELPED HORNEY WEINSTEIN BREAK IT OFF IN PADDINGTON BEAR
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
I'M DEEP STATE NOW BITCH
Levi Johnston announces his new role at the Department of Justice and his dislike of James Comey.
I’M READY TO STEP IN AND BECOME THE GENERAL OF ATTORNEYS
I quit energy department and I'm after a new DC job. I've barely met with Putin. Hook me up.
LOOKS LIKE I'M DEPUTY SECRETARY IN CHARGE OF BATTERIES NOW
When the president randomly draws your name from a hat to serve, it is your duty to spin the wheel and find out what job you get.
Don Jr and me convinced Eric Trump to drink his own pee at In-N-Out
Levi and Don Jr convince Eric the movie Annabelle is real and make him drink his own urine. Plus Tiffany Trump is downgraded to the Trump plane's cargo hold.
I AM ONE OF THE BACKSEAT OF DEPLORABLES WITH THE BAD FROG NOW
Hillary clinton called me a deplorable which is a bad thing so I made a new frog man.
BIG MOMENT FOR LADIES: HILLARY CLINTON JUST MADE THAT GLASS CEILING HER BITCH
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
I HELD A GUN ON A TATTOO ARTIST TO PUT A "COOL S" ON ALEX JONES
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
BERNIE DROPPED OUT AND A GHOST DROPPED IN (TO MY BEDROOM)
Levi covers the end to the Sanders campaign and Bobby Brown's claims he had sex with a ghost.
I GAVE SHERM STICKS TO THE SUPER BERNIO BROS AND WE TRASHED LAS VEGAS
Levi Johnston heads down to Las Vegas and ends up causing a little trouble at the Democratic delegate convention.
SOME ELECTION BULLSHIT BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE SO GUESS WHAT??? HERE I AM
I don't know what to write in here because basically I am back from the dead like Laserious hooray here I am to talk about this stupid election.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY, BOO, I'M A GHOST (I DIED)
Weeks without rescue have taken their toll on Levi Johnston. With the help of Great Wendigo, he has escaped from the wreckage to become a ghost ready for psychic warfare.
I AM WRITING THIS FROM THE BOTTOM OF A RAVINE IN DENALI NATIONAL PARK
Levi Johnston makes a plea for help after wrecking a stolen FJ Cruiser at the bottom of a ravine in a national park.
FACT CHECK! REDSKINS ARE OFFENSIVE TO INDIANS
Levi Johnston does his community service by speaking out against the Washington Redskins.
I AM MONETIZING MY WEIRD TWEETS
A financially struggling Levi turns to a possible career as a meme craftsman for money.
MY BADASS UNDELIVERED SPEECH TO CPACK
Levi Johnston is shunned at CPAC even though he and Chumlee hold the key to saving the Republican party.
YOU CAN'T TRUST A RACCOON TO HARLEM SHAKE
Levi Johnston tries to get in on the latest meme while doing community service at a wildlife shelter.
YOU CAN HAVE MY GUNS FROM MY GOLDED HANDS
Avid hunter and outdoorsman, Levi Johnston, weighs in on the current gun control controversy.
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, MITCH!
A concerned Levi tries to console Mitt Romney following his defeat.
I'M MARRIED AND AMERICA IS ABOUT TO GET A DIVORCE
Levi Johnston is newly married and dealing with a financial crisis and the fallout from an election.
LEVI JOHNTONS OFFICIAL DEBATE TIPS FOR JOBI (JOE BIDEN)
Upset by Barack Obama's brutal defeat in the first debate, Levi Johnston sets out to even things up by coaching Joe Biden.
OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW (DAUGHTER)
Levi Johnston's daughter is born, he encounters an eyeball, plus Mitt Romney's 47% comments
MY COVERAGE OF 2012 RNC CONVETION IS ******ED UP!!
Levi Johnston has a strange and harrowing visit to the 2012 Republican Convention in Tampa.
I CAN'T EVEN COUNTENANTS THIS LUDICROUS SHIT ABOUT ABORTIONS
Levi weighs in on a woman's right to choose, teases his convention coverage, and explains his plans to undergo a sweat lodge.
THE F-WORD SCANDAL AND THE P-WORD WRECKIN'
Levi Johnston is furious about Tripp's use of the word "faggot" on TV and anticipates the start of Todd Palin's TV show.
CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ALASKA PITBULL CONCERT
Levi learns about rapper Pitbull's trip to Kodiak, Alaska and ignores the warning of the great owl spirit.
I DESERVE A CUT OF AVANDIA $3 BILLION FOR MY HEART ATTACKS
Levi Johnston admits to using the diabetes drug Avandia and suffering a series of crippling heart attacks.
TODD AND BRISTOL BOTH GET TV SHOWS??? COME ON!!!!
Todd Palin is getting his own reality gameshow, Bristol's show debuts, and Levi can't stand it.
JOB SHADOWING DONALD TRUMP LEADS TO GREAT WISDOM
Levi Johnston ends up on the path to enlightenment while job shadowing Donald Trump.
HOLD UP, "GAY MARRIAGE" MEANS DUDES MARRYING??
Levi talks baby names and comes to terms with his feelings about gay marriage.
I'M GONNA BE A FRIGGIN DAD AGAIN
Great dad Levi Johnston celebrates the upcoming birth of his latest baby.
SUPREME COURT DECIDES: WE'RE DOUCHEBAGS WHO TAKE FOREVER
Levi Johnston is kicked off the GOP campaign trail and winds up covering the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare.
LAME CHANGE
Levi Johnston wakes up with a pretzel stuck to his face and hammers out a review of HBO's "Game Change."
BRISTOL IS QUITTING HOLLYWOOD
Levi Johnston refutes the bitter charges of Bristol Palin on her way out of Hollywood, plus updated coverage on the Republican presidential primary.
2011" NOTHING LEFT BUT BULLSHIT (EFF THIS YEAR)
Levi Johnston reviews the year of GOP primary politics. Sort of.
TRAPPED IN NEWT GRINCH'S FARTY HEARSE, SEND WEED
Dismayed over Cain's withdrawal from the GOP race, Levi is haunted by Bachmann and finds little joy following Newt Gingrich.
I ACCUSE HARRASSER MITCH ROMNEY OF PUSHING MY EYELIDS CLOSED AND MAKING ME SNORE
Levi Johnston defends Herman Cain and levels a charge at one of Cain's opponents.
RICH PERRY IS OUT TIME TO RAISE SOME CAIN
Levi splits with the failing Rick Perry campaign and joins forces with Herman Cain.
SPECIAL REPORT: MRS. PALIN HUMPS BLACK DUDES AT COKE PARTIES
Levi offers some revelations about Sarah Palin, but is stymied by the release of a competing tell-all book about the Palins.
REPORT IN THE FIELD OF POST DEBATE SHIT
Levi attends the Republican debate and lands interviews with several of the candidates.
PIPER PALIN PLEASE LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE
Mercede Johnston's Playboy interview touches off a dangerous feud with Piper Palin.
ARE YALL READY TO SEE MY SISTER'S LANDING STRIP?
Levi's sister is posing nude, his book is coming soon and he might not be running for mayor.
Johnston Emergency Check In: MY SIDE OF THE STOLEN VIRGINITY FIAMSCO
Bristol Palin accuses Levi Johnston of date rape in her new memoir. Now Levi is doing damage control and trying to get out his side of the story.
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, MRS. PALIN (YOU'RE ON MY JURY)
Sarah Palin interrupts her bus tour for jury duty and may just wind up a part of Levi's felony duck call theft case.
