Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Into the Storm; Step Up All In; The Hundred-Foot Journey; Wish I Was Here
Michael Bay certainly did SOMETHING to our childhoods...
The Purge: Anarchy; Sex Tape; Begin Again
All crime is legal during The Purge. I guess that makes it okay for Jason Segel to beat up somebody's dog.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes; Snowpiercer, Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie
Apes rise before dawn. Gotta beat the morning traffic, I guess.
Deliver Us from Evil; Tammy; Earth to Echo; A Hard Day's Night
Tammy? Bad. Deliver Us from Evil? Even worse. A Hard Day's Night? Now you're talkin'.
Transformers: Age of Extinction; Willow Creek
This is the dawning of the Age of Extinction...
Jersey Boys; Think Like a Man Too; The Rover
Frankie Valli: The blockbuster action hero for a new millennium!
22 Jump Street; How to Train Your Dragon 2; Hellion
I guess we're still letting Jonah Hill do things.
Neighbors; The Sacrament; Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return
Apparently Seth Rogen is now a responsible adult.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2; A Spider-Man Retrospective
There's another new Spider-Man movie. Another one, seriously.
Under the Skin; Bad Words; Stage Fright; Alien Abduction; Cheap Thrills
We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.
300: Rise of an Empire; Mr. Peabody & Sherman; Nymphomaniac: Volume I; Repentance
Did anybody even want this sequel?
The Lego Movie; The Monuments Men; Best Night Ever
Some movies are just more awesome than others.
The Nut Job; Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit; August: Osage County
The movie is called The Nut Job, how good can it possibly be?
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones; Lone Survivor; The Legend of Hercules; Grudge Match
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues; Inside Llewyn Davis; Her; Nebraska; Contracted
Everybody loves sequels, right?
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Saving Mr. Banks; Blue is the Warmest Color
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
Oldboy; Homefront; Frozen; Philomena
We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Dallas Buyer's Club; Delivery Man
These games are making me hungry!
Ender's Game; Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa; The Counselor; 12 Years a Slave
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Escape Plan; Carrie; The Fifth Estate; Big Ass Spider!
Old men get their human rights violated for your entertainment.
Captain Phillips; Machete Kills; Escape From Tomorrow
Tom Hanks finds himself in a compromising position one more time.
Insidious: Chapter 2; The Family; I Spit on Your Grave 2; The Grandmaster
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters; You're Next; The World's End; Kick-Ass 2; Mortal Instruments: City of Bones; The Spectacular Now
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
The Butler; Jobs; The Conspiracy; Planes; Paranoia; Fruitvale Station; Magic Magic; Blue Jasmine
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
Elysium; We're The Millers; Lovelace
The Bourne Machinery? Are you guys even trying anymore?
The Wolverine; R.I.P.D.; The To Do List; Grabbers; Nor'easter; Breaking the Girls
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Turbo; The Conjuring; Red 2; Only God Forgives; The Frozen Ground
Don't get me started on this one.
Pacific Rim; Grown Ups 2; The Hunt; Copperhead
More than meets the eye. No, wait... wrong robots.
White House Down; The Heat; Before Midnight; Much Ado About Nothing
And now for a Die Hard knockoff your kids can see!
The Internship; V/H/S/2; The Iceman; Frances Ha; South of Sanity
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
After Earth; The Purge; Now You See Me; Java Heat
How are those Smith boys gonna get out of this mess?
Star Trek Into Darkness; The Great Gatsby; To the Wonder; Aftershock
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
Oblivion; 42; The Place Beyond the Pines; Scary Movie 5
This week, Current Releases takes a look back at basically everything.
Evil Dead; Emperor; Trance; Welcome to the Punch; Jurassic Park 3D
They're evil... they're dead... and therefore no threat to you.
Jack the Giant Slayer; 21 and Over; The Last Exorcism Part II; Stoker; Snitch
He's a slayer of giants, not a slayer who is giant.
Bullet to the Head; Warm Bodies; The ABCs of Death; A Year in Short Films
Can Walter Hill rekindle the flame of his old successes?
Movie 43; Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters; Parker; John Dies at the End
It happened. They finally made the worst movie.
Gangster Squad; Zero Dark Thirty; A Haunted House; Any Day Now
Gangsters beware! There's a squad against you now.
The Impossible; Texas Chainsaw 3D; Hitchcock; Hyde Park on Hudson
It's the bad week to end all bad weeks. Must be awards season.
Les Misérables; Django Unchained; Jack Reacher; This is 40; 2012 at the Movies
2012 sure was a bleak year.
Life of Pi; Red Dawn; The Collection; Trouble With the Curve; Great Expectations
A boy and his tiger go to sea, adventures abound.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2; Lincoln; This Must Be the Place; Here Comes the Boom
The conclusion of the greatest love story of our generation... probably.
