Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Into the Storm; Step Up All In; The Hundred-Foot Journey; Wish I Was Here
Michael Bay certainly did SOMETHING to our childhoods...
Deliver Us from Evil; Tammy; Earth to Echo; A Hard Day's Night
Tammy? Bad. Deliver Us from Evil? Even worse. A Hard Day's Night? Now you're talkin'.
Jersey Boys; Think Like a Man Too; The Rover
Frankie Valli: The blockbuster action hero for a new millennium!
22 Jump Street; How to Train Your Dragon 2; Hellion
I guess we're still letting Jonah Hill do things.
Edge of Tomorrow; The Fault in Our Stars
Tom Cruise just keeps dying and dying and dying...
A Million Ways to Die in the West; Maleficent; Chef
All that expression says to me is "I am not an actor."
X-Men: Days of Future Past; Blended; Million Dollar Arm
Just when you thought there weren't enough superheroes.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2; A Spider-Man Retrospective
There's another new Spider-Man movie. Another one, seriously.
Under the Skin; Bad Words; Stage Fright; Alien Abduction; Cheap Thrills
We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier; Sabotage; Noah
Another one. Seriously, they just keep making these.
Need For Speed; Knights of Badassdom; The Grand Budapest Hotel
We are tending to all your speed needs.
300: Rise of an Empire; Mr. Peabody & Sherman; Nymphomaniac: Volume I; Repentance
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Non-Stop; The Wind Rises; 3 Days to Kill; Oscar Predictions
Watch out, terrorists. There's an old man who used to be really respected here to shoot you.
RoboCop; Winter's Tale; Vampire Academy; Vargo's Short Film Guide 2014
Dead or alive, you're getting a remake.
The Lego Movie; The Monuments Men; Best Night Ever
Some movies are just more awesome than others.
That Awkward Moment; Labor Day; Gimme Shelter
That Awkward Moment when there are no good films.
The Nut Job; Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit; August: Osage County
The movie is called The Nut Job, how good can it possibly be?
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones; Lone Survivor; The Legend of Hercules; Grudge Match
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
American Hustle; The Wolf of Wall Street; 47 Ronin
Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues; Inside Llewyn Davis; Her; Nebraska; Contracted
Everybody loves sequels, right?
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty; Out of the Furnace; The Book Thief
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Oldboy; Homefront; Frozen; Philomena
We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Dallas Buyer's Club; Delivery Man
These games are making me hungry!
Ender's Game; Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa; The Counselor; 12 Years a Slave
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Runner Runner; Don Jon; Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
Insert poker analogy here.
Prisoners; Rush; Short Term 12
Dads in search of daughters. Where are their daughters? They want them back.
Insidious: Chapter 2; The Family; I Spit on Your Grave 2; The Grandmaster
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters; You're Next; The World's End; Kick-Ass 2; Mortal Instruments: City of Bones; The Spectacular Now
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
The Butler; Jobs; The Conspiracy; Planes; Paranoia; Fruitvale Station; Magic Magic; Blue Jasmine
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
Elysium; We're The Millers; Lovelace
The Bourne Machinery? Are you guys even trying anymore?
The Smurfs 2; 2 Guns
Two... that is the number that is in the title of both of these films.
The Wolverine; R.I.P.D.; The To Do List; Grabbers; Nor'easter; Breaking the Girls
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Turbo; The Conjuring; Red 2; Only God Forgives; The Frozen Ground
Don't get me started on this one.
Pacific Rim; Grown Ups 2; The Hunt; Copperhead
More than meets the eye. No, wait... wrong robots.
The Lone Ranger; Despicable Me 2; The Bling Ring
That's not The Lone Ranger. He's not even alone.
White House Down; The Heat; Before Midnight; Much Ado About Nothing
And now for a Die Hard knockoff your kids can see!
Man of Steel; This Is the End; As Cool as I Am
Is it a bird? Is it a pla- ...wait, we already did this joke.
The Internship; V/H/S/2; The Iceman; Frances Ha; South of Sanity
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
After Earth; The Purge; Now You See Me; Java Heat
How are those Smith boys gonna get out of this mess?
Fast & Furious 6; Peeples; The Sapphires
The backs of bald men and other exciting images await inside.
Star Trek Into Darkness; The Great Gatsby; To the Wonder; Aftershock
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
