Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Everybody loves sequels, right?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.
These games are making me hungry!
He's back... again.
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Sandra Bullock falls into the void.
Insert poker analogy here.
Dads in search of daughters. Where are their daughters? They want them back.
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Look at that shiny orange head!
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
The Bourne Machinery? Are you guys even trying anymore?
Two... that is the number that is in the title of both of these films.
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Don't get me started on this one.
More than meets the eye. No, wait... wrong robots.
That's not The Lone Ranger. He's not even alone.
And now for a Die Hard knockoff your kids can see!
Is it a bird? Is it a pla- ...wait, we already did this joke.
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
How are those Smith boys gonna get out of this mess?
Yeah, that look of horror says it all.
The backs of bald men and other exciting images await inside.
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
Is Robert De Niro crying or laughing there? Only one way to find out...
Joy of joys, they made another one.
This week, Current Releases takes a look back at basically everything.
They're evil... they're dead... and therefore no threat to you.
Spring Break, bitches!
Like we'd believe any magic trick from someone with such terrible hair plugs.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
He's a slayer of giants, not a slayer who is giant.
Ah, what a lovely day to die hard.
Warning: may cause dizziness, nausea and reading film reviews.
Can Walter Hill rekindle the flame of his old successes?
It happened. They finally made the worst movie.
He's back again...
It's the bad week to end all bad weeks. Must be awards season.
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