Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo; War Horse; We Bought a Zoo; The Darkest Hour
Time to dump a whole bunch of movies into cinemas before the year ends.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows; Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked; Young Adult
You'd be smug too if you were Sherlock Holmes.
Life in a Day; Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage
When life gives you no movies, do what the Romans do or something, I don't know.
The Muppets; Hugo; My Week with Marilyn; Arthur Christmas;The Skin I Live In
It's time to click on this link, it's time to read reviews...
Immortals; J. Edgar; Take Shelter; Trespass
Almost another week of bitter disappointments, if not for the late addition of crazy people preparing for a storm.
Tower Heist; A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas; Machine Gun Preacher
Don't bother, they're all crap.
The Adventures of Tintin:The Secret of the Unicorn; In Time; The Rum Diary; Anonymous; Puss in Boots
The adventures of ageless, drunken conspirators and their talking cats.
Footloose; The Thing; The Guard; The Big Year
If you see someone with loose feet, they may be The Thing in disguise.
Real Steel; The Ides of March; Johnny English Reborn; Courageous
In the future, all films will be reviewed by robots.
What's Your Number?; 50/50; Dream House
Take note: sleep with too many people and you will never be happy.
Moneyball; Abduction; Killer Elite; Dolphin Tale
Brad Pitt and Taylor Lautner may be handsome , but they can't kick ass like Jason Statham.
Drive; Straw Dogs; I Don't Know How She Does It; Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy; Red State
Not a hard decision to make this week.
Apollo 18; Shark Night 3D; The Debt
The real reason we never went back to the moon is because we learned we could fake it for much cheaper.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D; Don't Be Afraid of the Dark; One Day; Colombiana; Our Idiot Brother; Suing the Devil
Take a shot every time I say Jeremy Piven. Good times guaranteed!
The Devil's Double; 30 Minutes or Less; Final Destination 5; The Help
That man isn't really made of gold, it's a visual metaphor. Just go with it.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes; The Change-Up
These apes will one day evolve to the level of Jason Bateman. Think about that.
Cowboys and Aliens; The Smurfs; Attack the Block
It's another week full of alien invasions. Smurfs count as aliens too, right?
Captain America: The First Avenger; Friends with Benefits
Both of these films are good? The world has gone crazy!
Zookeeper; Horrible Bosses; Larry Crowne
A menagerie of talking animals, disgruntled employees and mature students.
Cars 2; Bad Teacher; The Beaver
Cars, poor education and self-obsessed white people. This is America!
Green Lantern; Mr. Popper's Penguins; Midnight in Paris
No evil movies shall escape our sight!
Super 8; Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Films for kids, about kids... but, thankfully not by kids.
It's An X-Men X-Travaganza!
In celebration of the release of X-Men: First Class, we review every X-Men film to date.
Bridesmaids; POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold
More wedding related films, interspersed with product placement. This is what cinema is all about.
Priest; Something Borrowed; Jumping the Broom
Three films with a tenuous connection; they go together like priests and weddings.
Thor; Fast Five; Super; Prom; Jane Eyre; Win Win
Six movies to choose from, only four wrong choices. Good luck!
Winnie the Pooh; Hobo with a Shotgun; Water for Elephants
An adorable bear competes against an armed hobo. Will those elephants ever get their water?
Scream 4; Atlas Shrugged: Part 1; Soul Surfer
It's been eleven years, must be time for another sequel.
Hop; Source Code; Insidious
More talking animals. At least we get some interesting movies as well this week.
Sucker Punch; Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
A lovely combination of fetishised sexual frustration and middle school social frustration. How frustrating!
Paul; Limitless; The Lincoln Lawyer
Friendly aliens, super-drugs and shirted McConaugheys ahoy.
Battle: Los Angeles; Mars Needs Moms; Red Riding Hood; Cedar Rapids
Alien invasions are the flavour of the month.
Rango; Beastly; The Adjustment Bureau; Take Me Home Tonight
These movies run the gamut all the way from great to terrible.
Drive Angry; Hall Pass; The Best of 2010
As well as reviewing the latest releases, we also give a rundown of our top picks from last year.
I Am Number Four; Unknown
Ridiculous alien beings or equally ridiculous conspiracies? Your choice.
Gnomeo & Juliet; Just Go With It; The Eagle
The legacy of William Shakespeare is well and truly shattered.
The Green Hornet; The Dilemma; The King's Speech
If you hate Seth Rogen and love Vince Vaughn, then have we got a treat for you!
