The Good News in 2018
2018 was bad, but was it all bad? Here are a few stories to brighten your year's end!
A Visit from The Ghost of Two Days After Christmas
What day is this? Why, it's two days after Christmas Day!
Merry Christmas, No Matter Which Santa Claus You Worship
Canadian Santa Claus covets the goblet, and the power within.
I Took a Ride Through Elon Musk's New Transit Flume in California
Does Elon Musk have the solution to LA's commuter nightmare? Is it a flume?
An Oral History of History by Wikipedia Skimmers
It all began in World War 2. Earth's surface was still cooling off. Magma was becoming rock. The planet was looking for a way to make a name for itself. On the big stage. To become known internationally.
Why Beto O'Rourke is Perfect for Democrats in 2020
The democrats are lining up to do battle with Trump in 2020, but is Beto great-o? Yes.
WAO~
"WAO~" says someone in the audience, amazed by a simple layup. It's the thing that Americans yell when they yell, which is all the time.
Excerpt from Chapter One of Macro Aggressions: Zero Safe Space by T.H. Brightstone
Former Navy SEAL Jeff Caliber survived tier one special ops and is now studying creative writing at Sarah Lawrence College in New York. And fighting terrorists.
The Five Stages of Cutting Your Own Hair
You gave yourself that bad haircut years ago. You're a smarter person now. More well-rounded as a human. This time you'll probably be able to cut your hair like a champ. This is a terrific idea!
How Dare Southwest Airlines Laugh at My Children's Names
My children have beautiful names like Brazzers Dawg and they have been humiliated. Southwest Airlines is disgusting!
Specific Instructions for Our "ALF in Peril" Sexual Roleplay
Honey, I would like to take you on a freight train to Pound Town with ALF himself as the mad engineer.
5 Essential Tips for Mugging Me
Mugging me is easy, fun, AND profitable! Here's how.
Santa Claus is Real, He's White, He hates the Blockchain and I Snapped His Neck
I protected the Blockchain from an incursion by Santa Claus. Victory is was and will continue to be mine. Hard as hell and not stopping.
If Detective Pikachu's Character Artists Worked on Other Movies
Wondering what Psycho would look like if the Detective Pikachu team made it? Well now you have the answer, so that should free up eight hours of your day.
Fallout 76: The Absolute DEFINITIVE Review!
I don't want to turn off any prospective buyers or Fallout fans, but '76 seems to possess a myriad of questionable decisions that, at best, can hamper certain quests, and at worst, hamper absolutely everything else. I've chosen to list a small number of bugs and poor game design decisions encountered during my exhaustive trip through the wasteland.
Should we play god by eliminating Guinea Worm?
Save the guinea worm? Him good worm. Part of environment. Green jobs.
DECLASSIFIED: Incredible Spycraft Gadgets You've Never Heard Of
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
Wish Destroyer 3000 Customer Reviews
I'm ruined. Every dream in my life has been dashed. Fantastic product! Would buy again!
That Space Turd Was Not An Alien Probe
Astronaut AJ Tucker returns from a long hiatus to offer his insight about the possible "alien probe" spotted zipping through our solar system.
Did Everyone Get A Ballot Like Mine? Seemed Weird
Item #1: Are you some kinda minority or somethin'?
my mission: to save others from girlfriend joining antifa
for no reason girlfriend now ex leaves me for antifa and take my heart away. I will not sleep while she is in clutches of democrats
The Skeleton Uber
There was a new kind of Uber in town. A skeleton Uber. It was called "Skeleton Uber" because it was a kind of Uber driven exclusively by skeletons.
Did You Spot Every Hidden Ghost In The Haunting of Hill House?
You've seen all ten episodes of Mike Flanagan's spooky show, but have you spotted the spirits tucked away in the background? These ghosts were hidden so well most people never saw them.
UPDATE: Do NOT Believe the Fake News About the Bombs I Sent to CNN
CNN is lying to you about the bombs I sent to CNN! Do not believe their lies!
Fun Things You Learn When Your Dog Has Diarrhea
Every accident will happen on a carpet or a rug 100% of the time. Even if 80% of your floors are tile. Even if 100% of your floors are tile, and you own no rugs.
If elected, I will work closely with the folks who say I am a deep state communist MS-13 child trafficker
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
Your Halloween Superstore Proprietor Urges You to Buy Local
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
The Awful Guide to Podcasting, Part 2
Welcome to the world of working endlessly to please an audience specifically downloading your show to find mistakes.
Bummed About Climate Change? Here's What You Can Personally Do!
If you're feeling overwhelmed by dire climate change news, try taking action personally! You can make a difference in the world!
25 Karate Moves to Air Out Your Soiled Pants
Urine? Or perhaps an abundance of crotch sweat? Either way, it's a good thing you're in a karate class. This is the ideal place to covertly get some airflow down there, speeding up the evaporation process by as much as 4%.
The 5 Hottest Street Fighter Characters to Marry as Caregivers in Your Elderly Years
There are some hot and sexy characters in this video game series! Find out the five that would do the best job caring for you at the end of your life!
A Light Gun Game Hostage's Resume
Industry veteran with nineteen years of experience jumping in front of zapper-wielding clients during intense shootouts, shouting phrases like "Don't shoot!" as they reflexively blast me.
Sponsored Links: Better to Have Linked and Sponsored Than to Have Never Linked At All (Part 12)
Your social security card is legal tender worth $10, and the comic book store MUST accept it
Sorry, the Hairplace is Closed fOR ANGER!!
We at the Hairplace have stepped out due to oUR UNDIMMED BLOOD-HUNGRY RAGE!!
The Precursors, the Pre-Precursors, and the Precomers
"Captain, this is no cave... it's an ancient space vessel! It belonged to a long lost race called the Precursors. They lived tens of billions of years ago, had technology far more advanced than ours, and suddenly disappeared."
We Tried HelloFresh and We Now Love the Red Worm
We put HelloFresh to the test and discovered new enlightenment. Now we thrive and grow. THANK YOU HELLOFRESH!
The Awful Guide to Podcasting, Part 1
As we say in the podcast biz, "If Joe Rogan can do it, anyone can."
What You Want From Technology vs. What You Get
You want to pay a reasonable fee for access to every movie or tv show you could think of. You get a hundred services with a hundred uniquely clunky apps, and libraries that fluctuate more than a fluctuation machine.
Millennials: Do What You Truly Love and Never Work a Day In Your Life
Find something you love, like just for example strangling nurses, start a podcast about it, and you'll never work again!
The Guy from the Saw Movies Handles a Customer Return at Best Buy
Did you truly believe this ASUS Zenpad 10 had all the features you needed, or did you secretly enjoy giving our sales associate Dan a smaller commission? Don't lie to yourself. Lies brought you to this counter. Only the truth will allow you to leave.
The Most Brutal Death Scenes in Jurassic Park + World
I recently rewatched the entire series, and you know what? Some of those deaths were far more cruel and graphic than I remembered. For my money, these were the most brutal ways a human met their end on screen.
Something Awful is Getting Sued, And It's All Thanks to Hitler
A shitbag law firm named "Higbee and Associates" assaults me with a legal threat for "up to $150,000" because somebody on the Something Awful Forums linked to an image of Hitler, a file that is hosted on the third-party site Imgur. No, I am not making this up, and even if I was, I could not come up with something this stupid.
I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Finger Family
Daddy Finger has gone too far. There are fingers within the right hand that are resisting him.
Your Official Guide to BRICKO(tm) Terminology
Familiarize yourself with the several thousand don'ts found in the exciting world of BRICKO(tm).
A Restaurant Critic Reviews His Own Cooking
Sure, the place was poorly lit and hadn't been dusted since, well ever, but there were some great photographs of me. They were unexpected, and added a certain charm that couldn't be denied.
Daisy Hogg, would you do me the honor of accompanying me and my AR-15 to prom?
M'lady, would thou deign to accompany me and my ArmaLite Rifle under the sea this prom?
My Ongoing Battle Recovering From Catholicism; I Jacked It To the JC Penny's Catalogue
I'll be the first to admit that, during my teenage years, I jacked off while looking at JC Penny's catalogues. Hell, I still do. The absolute only time I can get off anymore is when I force my wife to dress up like a JC Penny's catalogue. She doesn't really enjoy it, but it gives me an excuse to temporarily unchain her from the radiator.
Thom Yorke Playing Dungeons & Dragons
"For a minute there I lost my elf. I lost my elf."
I am being censored from the Papa John's board meetings by the Deep State
Welcome to the very important website the board of Papa John's does not want you to read. It contains the real truth about CEO Papa John.
I'm So Sorry (If You Were Offended)
Have I made any mistakes in this long life of mine? Of course not.
BREAKING NEWS: Stupid Ass Teenager Mortally Injured In Stupid Ass Viral Challenge
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
The Most Misquoted Lines In Movie History
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
Fuck it, revoke my security clearance, too, Mr. President
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
The Top 5 Drinking Games
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Classic Board Games' Original Rules (Part 10)
Chess Rules section 2: Inventory Management. Depending on your Rook's Handling stat and the number of pawns remaining in your force, your inventory grid can have anywhere from sixteen to two hundred and forty slots. Always consider the weight of stored objects, as
D... draining the s-swamp will anger the swamp king
Actions have consequences. Gentle Creature returns to express his worry that draining the swamp will send swamp creatures into his burrow.
My Written Game Review That I Definitely Didn't Plagiarize from YouTube
An honest, true review of Hollow Knight with 100% original text. DO NOT STEAL.
Infallable Solutions to End All Gun Violence
Gun violence has grown so uncontrollably that for each individual resident of Chicago, three of them are shot to death every single day, sometimes repeatedly. This is an incredibly unsettling trend that has, in no way, been happening everywhere and growing at a steady rate for the previous six million decades. Fortunately, I know how to solve it.
Silencing Alex Jones is a Threat to America's Freedom and Democracy!!!
After years and years of putting up with (and promoting) Jones' shit garbage idiot crap, a few of the tech industry bigwigs got together and said "hey, maybe this person who is objectively the dumbest human being to ever get launched out of a vagina, should not be on our social media platforms." Wow! What a crazy and absolutely revolutionary idea!
Get Ready For The God Friended Me Spinoffs!
God Friended Me is an actual television show about God friending a foolish atheist (presumably named Me) on social media. It's such a surefire hit that there are already spinoffs in production, like God Hit My Parked Car With His Car Then Left Me A Passive-Aggressive Apology Note.
Enemy of the People: The Fake News Media Dubs Me "The Secret Strangler"
The Swamp Piggies of the Lying Media have branded me "The Secret Strangler" because they are the Enemy of the People.
This is COOL
I had something else planned for today, but then I found out about the Japanese "This Is Cool" model of the Sega Saturn.
The Top 10 Gates at Marinas Where Betsy DeVos Parks Her Yachts
We rank the relative security of the gates at the marinas where US Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos keeps her 10 yachts!
WE'VE REPLACED THE ENTIRE INTERNET WITH MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON EATING POPCORN DOT GIF
WORDS ARE OUTLAWED. COMMUNICATION IS ILLEGAL. ALL OUR THOUGHTS AND IMAGES ARE NOW MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON EATING POPCORN DOT GIF.
Stern Dad Reviews: More Arts and Crafts
Every misshapen gift you give me is like a hot dagger in my heart.
Westworld Season 3 Preview
"Okay, elite security team! We're going to sweep the area and clear out every last robot! (Two seconds later) Oh no we're all dead."
Facebook Moderator Manual: How to Differentiate Nazis From Titties
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It Needs...!
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Fact Checking Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore's Speech In the Shattered Husk of Our Former Capital
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Editorial: Puns Are Destroying Our New Cat Society
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
OS X Review: It's Terrible Trash For Idiots
For the last three months my primary computer has been a MacBook Air running the latest version of OS X, probably named after a mountain or a bear or the hand claps and chants from a modern rock song.
I GOT KICKED OFF BRITISH BAKER SHOW FOR MAKING A DICK CAKE
Levi Johnston suffers career setbacks, but manages a full recovery with a new job at the EPA.
It Can't Be...!
It can't be stopped! It can't be reasoned with! It can't be compelled to testify against its spouse!
#LetTheBirdsChoose: I Respect the Choice of All Birds Eating Plastic
Eco-worriers are in a tizzy about dead birds full of plastic and want to ban plastics. Shouldn't it be the bird's choice?
Mrs. Huckabee Sanders, You Will ALWAYS Be Welcome at Blimpie
Treat yourself to a delicious sub and turn that dead-eyed scowl upside-down!
Help Me Remake Star Tours: The Adventures Continue #RemakeStarTours
This is a campaign to provide Disney a chance to course correct with the Star Wars motion simulator franchise. The fans are completely divided and the core goal of the Star Tours travel agency has been abandoned.
I forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of Donald Trump speeches and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Secret Weapons of the Space Force
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Mom, I got the big promotion!! I am now in charge of twenty cages of children!
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Nintendo: Put Dino Riki in Smash Bros. or I Will Take My Own Life
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
The Biggest Surprises of E3 2018
Susan Kath of Bethesda Game Studios handed me a polka-dotted can of mixed peanuts. When I opened it, a number of paper snakes sprung out into my face.
Who is a "Lurking Creep" Now, Brenda?
Still think it's a joke when a man takes his lunch into the bathroom, Brenda? It's called privacy. Look it up.
10 Things You Must Do In Asbestos Creek Before You Die
Everything to do in our one-horse town outside of the horse.
M. Drake, Sing Pappy Don Bit De Babineau (Part 4)
Drake's struggle to respond to Pusha T's insults has grown more complicated with the tragic death of Drake's Sing Pappy.
I Would Honestly Love to be Called an Ape
For what is an ape but a more powerful version of man?
The Most Controversial Changes In Dark Souls: Remastered
When you die your skin no longer turns to beef jerky. Now your hollowed flesh grows increasingly supple and sexy, with ultra realistic pores, TressFX body hair, and sweat tech that puts the latest NBA game to shame.
Pitiful Millennial, By Age 35 Your Flesh Should Have Melded Into the Gigathrax
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
Time To Come Clean - The Quake 3 Toilet Chamber Was My Bedroom
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
My Interview with Jordan Peterson
We were able to recently sit down and interview the men's rights icon, Jordan Peterson, in this exclusive interview.
Congratulations, Mob, for Running Rahowacat69 Off Social Media
The social justice mob has once again turned into the Nazis to silence bigotry. When will they learn???
Sheven Hunnert Dollahs Dahn
This local car commercial has ruined my entire brain. Now it's your turn.
Celebrity Sightings: Ricky Gervais
Gervais sauntered into an English class wearing a pair of shades. He asked whether "couldn't care less" or "could care less" best demonstrated how little he cared about people offended by his comedy, then flipped both middle fingers and left before the professor could answer.
Analyzing the Symbolism in Viral Music Video "This is Gonna Hurt" by Hoobastank
The Internet is abuzz about a new viral video. Let's break down "This is Gonna Hurt" by Hoobastank.
The First Thing They Teach You On The Job
The first thing you learn as a Ghost Hunter: You can't kill a ghost with a traditional bow and arrow. You've got to dip the arrowheads in poison.
WikiGeist: Your Answers For Ghosts!
Sensitive to pure iron?? Filled with burning desire to sculpt pottery? Unable to cross salt lines? You are either a ghost or have crushing OCD. Read this FAQ to figure out if you are a disembodied spirit, and what you can do about it!
It is important for allies to call out the appropriation of Predator culture
One girl's decision to go as a Predator to prom set the Internet ablaze with outrage. And that's a good thing!
This Millennial Proves Hard Work Truly Pays Off
Grab your bootstraps and give them a good yank for this inspiring tale of prosperity.
How To Do A Respectable White House Correspondents' Dinner Routine
Scan the room for a reporter with an obvious physical handicap. Gleefully contort your body to mock them like you're the absolute worst five year old on the planet. Hey, you're just telling it like it is!
A Complete List of "Inappropriate Behavior" Complaints Lodged Against Commander William Riker
This is serious: Commander William T. Riker has committed some disgusting acts and it is time he face real punishment from Starfleet.
The Something Awful Guide to Buying a TV In 2018
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This Dumbass Terminator in My Gun Store Thinks It's "Assault Rifle 15"
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Barbara Bush: 19??-2018
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
Reviewers LOVE the New God of War Game
"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
I Apologize for Offending Anyone With My Comments About Hitler During My Roblox Stream
I have been accused of many things and my words have been tooken out of context please forgive me and unban me from twitch + roblox.
Being the World's Greatest Songwriter Is a Living Hell
I'm Max Martin, the Swedish songwriter behind "Baby One More Time," "I Kissed A Girl" and pretty much every hit single of the last twenty years. You might think an ear for melody like mine is a wonderful gift. But you're wrong.
Sponsored Links: Rising: The Return: The Eleventhening (Part 10)
It's nearly been a year since we last checked in on the internet's most terrible ads. What changed? Not much.
The Only Washington Scandal I Care About is the Nap Incident
Scandal swirls around EPA head Scott Pruitt, but only one of his scandals is interesting.
DYLAN WILL GET YOU TABS
HEY MAN YOU LOOKIN FOR TABS ? DYLAN WILL GET YOU TABS. HOW MANY TABS YOU WANT ?? BECAUSE DYLAN GOT THEM ALL
How Will WWE Fill All 7+ Hours of Wrestlemania?
Pinfalls have been changed from the standard 3 count to a far more dramatic 300 count. Several times per match, a pinned wrestler musters the strength to miraculously break free after the referee reaches 299.
It's time to Boycott Laura Ingraham's Nightmarish Advertisers
We must put a stop to Laura Ingraham's offensive show! Join me in a boycott!
Assorted Feedback From the Customer Feedback Boxes In Customer Feedback Box Park
I am absolutely thrilled that there is a theme park containing row upon row of customer feedback boxes, stretching out for acres in every direction. What a delight!
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[EXCLUSIVE] BREAKING NOW: The Deep State Might Try to Take Me Out to Stop This Story
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
Might I Interest You in Some Q-Tips?
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
FGACEBOOK STOLE ALL MY PERSONALL DATA!!! AND YOUR'S TOO!!!! BOYGOT FACEBO
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
My Warhammer Novel Pitch
Games Workshop is looking for samples from aspiring Warhammer authors. Since my biggest dream in life is to have a book published, I put together this submission. Fingers crossed!
WHOA HOLD UP WITH THIS DEATH PENALTY FOR DRUG DEALERS
Levi Johnston confronts his own mortality and offers his support for a new candidate for president.
We Taught Pizza Cars to Drive, but at What Cost?
Self-driving pizza delivery cars were an invention never meant for this world.
Revolutionary Immigration Solutions!
A 20ft wall was never going to cut it. We brainstormed like hurricanes and the results are - in all modesty - completely foolproof options for keeping immigrants out.
My Favorite Scenes From Batman & Ronin
INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - The personification of flopsweat, MR. FREEZE (Sean Bean) desperately tries to impress a group of experienced outlaws with cold-themed puns.
Things I Have Packed in My Bug Out Bag
Big trouble is coming and you have to be ready to go with a moment's notice.
This Costco Membership Could Really Turn Our Family Around
Yessir, if this family continues to not mention past incidents, Costco could give us all a new lease on life.
Why Is Brooklyn Barbeque Taking Over the World?
Are two squashed cafeteria rolls and a forlorn clump of grey meatfat biscotti on a sea of butcher paper really taking over the world?
I AM DEEPLY SORRY I KEPT ELBOW DROPPING BEN CARSON THROUGH THE TABLE IN HIS OFFICE
Levi Johnston's stint at the Department of Housing and Urban Development leads to serious consequences for Dr. Ben Carson.
Into the Breach: Strategically Pushing Kaiju Bugs Into Pools
In most games you'd hop into your mech and shoot the giant alien bugs until they fell over. Here, you turn Asshole Physics into an art form.
The Hoods Are to Be Worn With Your School Uniforms Going Forward
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
No One Wants to Get Shot, But You Don't Have to Be Rude About It
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
Have You Considered the Consequences of a Gun-Free USA?
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
The Definitive Ranking of the Scariest Rob Zombie Videos
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
This Zombie Outbreak Is Just the Team Building Exercise Our Office Needs
As your manager, I couldn't help but notice that productivity is a little low this month, and I think we can leverage this zombie situation to strengthen our teamwork skills.
You Call THIS an Intervention?
The only twelve-step program I want to take are the twelve steps it takes to get me out of this room. Give or take a few steps.
The Five Most Outrageous Revelations from the Vulture Interview with Rowlf the Dog
Vulture landed an incredible interview with legendary musician and Muppet Rowlf. We break down his wildest claims.
Let Me Explain Economics
You have four supply, four lemonades, and four profits. You sell them all for two profits. That's pure profit.
10 Things Cut from Trump's State of the Union Address
All the dirt on the latest thing the President did that you'll forget about in two days.
The Nunes Memo: "It is OK to put ranch on everything"
The Nunes Memo has leaked and it will change the way you view our country forever!
My Ultimate Football Hope for the XFL
The XFL is coming back in 2020 and I have some ideas for the future of the league.
Nintendo's Going Into Labo
Cardboard. Seems like an odd material to base a product around, right? You might think it's less durable than plastic, and you're absolutely right. Players won't be able to use Labo inside of a running industrial shredder, as that could potentially damage the cardboard.
Creating Sound Effects For The Shape of Water Has Broken Me
Watching a slimy merman and a janitor knock boots for 30 seconds is uncomfortable. Watching that same clip on a loop for days and creating audio for it can break you.
Outdated GPS Devices: Where Are They Now?
Where is the TomTom Navigator now? 40.7 Latitude, -74 Longitude
Upcoming Fan Edits of "Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
Thank the Elder Gods It's Friday
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
A Little Advice For Astronauts
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
KONQUER YOUR PORTFOLIO WITH MY KRYPTO KOINS!
Get in on the ground floor of the hottest new crypto currency sweeping Earthrealm!
Raw Chicken: Silicon Valley's Latest Power Meal
Those geniuses in Silicon Valley have done it again and unlocked the true power of chicken.
A CPU Bug Is Sweeping the Cyber Nation and I Am Freaking Out!!
As you may have heard on the news or from your town crier, all the computer chips stopped working. There was a flaw. It got in there at the very beginning of computers and as chips got faster and smaller the flaw became more powerful and harder to see.
I... have changed my allegiance to the good boy
Gentle Creature rescinds his support for Gentle Creature Zuckerberg and turns his attention to the gentlest boy in the whole world.
If Global Warming is Real, Why Do Cold Things Exist?
If global warming is real, why does the Hoth sequence of Empire Strikes Back look exactly the same as it did when the movie first came out?
